Notes from my phone:

"Eat my verbal dust!"

"Through this you channel the quiet dignity of a circus clown in a thunderstorm."

(Warioware, Chris Bunce's house)

"No wonder she goes to raves, her mom's a chinese dragon... I just wanna be a ravin' cutie."

(Christopher Bentley Bunce)

"pop and lochness monster"

(My new rap name)

"And even though they dont show,

They scars aren't so old
And when they go,
They let you know"

(Johnny Thunder lyrics, you can't put your arms around a memory)

"Note to self: Become Harriet the Spy."

"Buttcheek tension."

"The double jointed mailman"

"Woah, you know a kid named lightswitch?"

"Note to self: Eat chocolate and bananas."

(This makes your urine glow in the dark, however you can't drink or eat anything else and you have to do it for a period of months so it's impossible. whatever.)

"You could be eating a bowl of fried farts and he'd love ya. Food food foood foood!"

(My dad, talking about his dog Brodie)